Essence of a Woman Pheromones

Im a male I bought this for the lolz to see if it makes men respect me for being popular sexually. First off the scent holy ssssssmokes it stinks terribly. It smells like dirty nasty filthy gross vagina that hasnt been cleaned for months topped off with a light essence of rotten fruit its just extremely nasty. I could smell it inside my mailbox through the sealed bottle through the bubble-wrap through the envelope. To women that will wear this it probably works amazingly well but if you dont cover this with a high quality strong perfume you will be considered like a feces eating dirty butt hole monkey that eats turds for breakfast.

 

Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!]