Have you ever smelled sex? It
doesn't smell like cologne. If you want to smell like sex, I'd suggest a dab of Essense of Woman (or a dab of the
real thing if you dare). There are no commerically available "Essense of Wang" but you could avoid washing for a few
days and collect scrapings for dabbing. Of course, I'd recommend mixing with a nice cologne. Raw sex smells will be
too much for most folks outside the context of actually makin' bacon.