...the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."
"Okay" then Bob said, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of a AAA battery.
control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing
to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and
regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know
what came over
me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now, what seems
to be the problem"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.