One day Superman was
feeling a bit horny.
So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of
'Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?'
'Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is
the best sex in Comicland.
Why don't you try her?' replied Batman
'I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and
I are friends.
So I don't really want to take advantage of her.'
'Damn shame.' said Batman as he waved
goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a City when he saw the Green
'Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action.You're a swinging bachelor, who's the
best babe in
'Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best
lay in Comicland, why
don't you try her?'
'Well, we're sort of friends,' Superman said,
'but I didn't realize she had gotten
around so much.' and he flew off in
Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field
he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her
Superman was tempted.
He thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet,
I can be in and out of there before she even
knows I'm here.'
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.
Wonder Woman stared up into
the sky with a dazed expression.
'What the hell was that????????' she exclaimed.
'I don't know,'
said the Invisible Man as he rolled off,
'but my ass is killing me.'
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
"So with a blur and a sonic boom he
was down, in and gone."
Pretty much describes most men's perfrormances according to some women I know...
The opposite of love isn't hate.
That was really good.
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