Children's Science Exam
need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
"life is what
Q: Name the four
]A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. [/COLOR]
y]Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large p ollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love
A: Keep it in the cow.<B>
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?</B>
A: The tides are a fight<B>
between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?</B>
A: Things for keeping<B>
carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?</B>
A: When you get old, so<B>
do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?</B>
A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his
gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.</B>
A: Premature death.<B>
Q: How are the main parts</B>
of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.<B>
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?</B>
A: A small lie.<B>
Q: What does 'varicose' mean?</B>
Q: Give the meaning of</B>
the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'</B>
A: Benign is what you
will be after you be eight.
always has been,
always will be."
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Got several good laughs out
loud at that one. Thanks. Out of the mouth of babes and all...
Not sure about the veracity of some of those, but
whatever. Still very funny.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
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