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    These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments

    were

    taken off actual police car videos around the

    country:


    1. "You know, stop lights

    don't come any redder than the one you just went through."




    2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch

    after you wear them a while."


    3. "If you

    take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless

    document."


    4. "If you run, you'll only

    go to jail tired."


    5. "Can you run

    faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speedof the bullet that'll be chasing

    you."


    6. "You don't know how fast you

    were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket,

    huh?"


    7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the

    shift supervisor, but I don't think it

    will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm

    the shift supervisor?"


    8. "Warning! You

    want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another

    ticket."


    9. "The answer to this last

    question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a

    dog?"


    10. "Fair? You want me to be fair?

    Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey

    poop."


    11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two

    more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."




    12. "In God we trust; all others we run through

    NCIC."


    13. "Just how big were those

    'two beers' you say you had?"


    14. "No

    sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we

    can."


    15. "I'm glad to hear that the

    Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your

    bail."


    AND THE WINNER

    IS....


    16. "You didn't think we give

    pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    Good one Bel. And now one from

    the other side of the rolled-down window:

    Why did I run from you? Last year my wife ran off with a policeman,

    and I thought you were bringing her back.


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