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    For those who

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    Frog walks into a bank, looks around, and goes over to a desk with a woman behind it with a name tag

    that says Patricia Whack. He introduces himself as Kermit Jagger, and says "Patty, I need a loan".

    He states his

    reason for the loan is to take a vacation, and he needs 10K.

    Taken aback, Patty says "Well, sir, we'll need some

    kind of collateral for a loan like that". Kermit then produces a small, perfectly formed, porcelain elephant, and

    places it on her desk.

    Still in a state of confusion, she tells the frog that "I'll need a manager's approval

    for this", and scoops up the elephant. She stands up and goes through a door marked, of all things,

    "Manager".

    "Sir", she blurts out hastily, "there's a frog out there who calls himself Kermit Jagger, and he

    wants a ten thousand dollar loan to take a vacation, and, (holding up the porcelain elephant) what on earth is

    THIS??"

    To which the manager replies:

    "Its a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's

    a Rolling Stone".


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    (not necessarily

    in that order)
    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

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