A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places
the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9' high and sets him on the counter.
reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front
of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful
piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.
The man responds by
reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the
bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust
of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
'I will grant you one wish... just one
wish... each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited Without hesitating
he says, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and
they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a
little deaf. I `asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'
'No shit' says the man,
'Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?!'
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