All
train compartments smell vaguely of sh*t.
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The \'love drug\', or the chemical in your brain that produces the \'high\' when you\'re in love, lasts
about 1 1/2 - 2 years. This is enough time for children to go through the critical period of development. Most
relationships end around this time.
A female praying mantis bites off the male\'s head before mating.
A
woman\'s vagina makes ~86 muscle contractions per second during orgasm.
Paris Hilton puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
Holmes










Paris Hilton puts her pants on!?!?!?! Wow!!!!
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Paris Hilton puts her pants on one leg at a time,
just like everybody else.
Holmes
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She doesn\'t put her
panties on that way... because she doesn\'t wear them.
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I cannot lick my elbow.
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I cannot tell a lie!
He
made me do it.
Holmes
To try and find the cause behind every problem is ultimately useless, as the cause is always another
problem.
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He made me do it.
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I tried some times and I did not have success..
then I caught a calculator
and discovered that
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Christ, I\'m making a beast out of myself: I can hardly f*cking breathe when the waiter finally cuts his
losses and scrambles away, wrenching himself free of my white-knuckle gasping.
\".....Cheque...Please..\" I
manage to mew, fully anticipating the coming storm.
Steve
The
Marines is harder than the Army. More yelling, more pushups.
Holmes










I have to go to the bathroom....what, that\'s useless information, isn\'t it?
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