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Elana!
Okay, for your 5,000th post, I\'ve introduced a new product that will be a best-seller!!!
The Elana 5000
or
The Elana 5000
If you\'re lazy,
I\'ve copied and pasted the text below:
The Elana 5000
The Elana 5000 is the most revolutionary
erotic accessory on the market today. The Elana 5000 has over 100 features and 32 settings for your sensual
enjoyment. Set the Elana 5000 on \"Tease\" and choose from many varieties of flirting, playful physical contact,
eye contact, hand-holding, massaging, dancing, lap dancing, and the world famous \"striptease\" setting specially
patented by the makers of the Elana 5000. For a more sensual experience, set the Elana 5000 to \"Total sensual
relaxation\", and she will set the mood with aromatherapy, essential oils, mood lighting, sensual music, and a
full-body massage to send even the most tense person into utter relaxation and ecstasy. You\'ll never get tired
of the Elana 5000 because of the multitude of features and settings that you will never be able to get
through---even with life-long use!
The Elana 5000 is great for any occasion. Simply wine and dine the Elana 5000
for one of the most magical evenings of a lifetime. She can be taken to any event to boost your attractiveness and
social status. She can make ex-girlfriends jealous, she can increase your success at business functions, and she
can give you that fresh, commitment-oriented look to catch that special someone. She makes a great shopping,
dancing, movie, and bar-hopping partner! We love the Elana 5000 so much, we can guarantee that she will work for
you no matter what the situation may be!
There is a word of caution when using the Elana 5000. The Elana 5000
will only take care of you if you take care of it. The Elana requires a lot of love, caring, and support to allow
for your full enjoyment. You must provide her the proper accommodations so she is able to look her best, be happy,
and stay healthy. The Elana 5000 is not a slave. She will not cook, clean, etc. for you every day without proper
reciprocation. Please take care of your Elana 5000 and she will take care of you.
Editor\'s Note: The
Elana 5000 has been discontinued because the manufacturer was only able to produce one. As the value of the Elana
5000 is priceless, we have left it up to her to decide who receives such an amazing creation.
The Elana
5000...may or may not be in a store near you!!!
Happy 5,000th, Elana!
Love,
Pancho
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Editor\'s Note: The Elana 5000 has been
discontinued because the manufacturer was only able to produce one. As the value of the Elana 5000 is priceless, we
have left it up to her to decide who receives such an amazing creation.
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That was sweet. Thanks, Pancho. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Yes a kiss ass, but
what an ass to kiss [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Yes a kiss ass, but what an ass to kiss
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A little
spanking might be nice too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Editor\'s Note: The Elana 5000 has been discontinued because the
manufacturer was only able to produce one. As the value of the Elana 5000 is priceless, we have left it up to her to
decide who receives such an amazing creation.
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That was sweet.
Thanks, Pancho. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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I can\'t
take it any more. Stop encouraging him Elana.
Puncho. What the hell is wrong with you? Did you get hit on the
head when you were little; or soooomthing?
Get some help kid! PLEASE!!!
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That was sweet. Thanks, Pancho.
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I can\'t take
it any more. Stop encouraging him Elana.
Puncho. What the hell is wrong with you? Did you get hit on the head
when you were little; or soooomthing?
Get some help kid! PLEASE!!!
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Actually, I was
dropped on my head as a kid, but I don\'t think that has anything to do with it...
Seriously, if you don\'t
like it, you don\'t have to read it. Period.
Now
ladies, let\'s try to keep it civil. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Pancho, try to ignore
Ash. He\'s just jealous of your ladykillerness. Who wouldn\'t be.
Ash, Pancho has the right to post his
platitudes. If reading his drivel upsets you. Then don\'t read it.
Well, I handled that pretty well. I
should be a moderator. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Look at
my sweet as sunshine Exit. His giant heart of gold only wants people to be happy and get along. So what that he
called Mr. Rogers a homo. He meant it is the kindest, most loving way. The sky just opened up and flowers fell from
the heavens because Exit walked into the room (in this case the thread). All hail Exit63!
BANG...ZOOM!!!
Pancho, we love you buddy! Keep the verbal diarrhoea flowing [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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PANCHO: See,
this should be a post. This is the post.
HOLMES: What?
PANCHO: This. Just talking.
HOLMES: (dismissing) Yeah,
right.
PANCHO: I\'m really serious. I think that\'s a good idea.
HOLMES: Just talking? Well what\'s the
post about?
PANCHO: It\'s about nothing.
HOLMES: No story?
PANCHO: No forget the story.
HOLMES: You\'ve
got to have a story.
PANCHO: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for, for that table in
that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a forum post.
HOLMES: And who is in the post? Who are the
characters?
PANCHO: I could be a character.
HOLMES: You?
PANCHO: Yeah. You could have a character like
me.
HOLMES: So, in the post, there\'s a character named Pancho Rivera?
PANCHO: Yeah. There\'s something wrong
with that? I\'m a character. People are always saying to me, \"You know you\'re a quite a
character.\"
HOLMES: And who else is in the post?
PANCHO: Elana could be a character. Franki...
HOLMES: Now
he\'s a character. (Pause) So everybody I know is a character in the post.
PANCHO: Right.
HOLMES: And it\'s
about nothing?
PANCHO: Absolutely nothing.
HOLMES: So you\'re saying, I go onto Love-Scent.com, and tell them I
got this idea for a post about nothing.
PANCHO: We go onto Love-Scent.com.
HOLMES: \"We\"? Since when are you a
writer?
PANCHO: (Scoffs) Writer. We\'re talking about a forum.
HOLMES: You want to go with me to
Love-Scent.com?
PANCHO: Yeah. I think we really got something here.
HOLMES: What do we got?
PANCHO: An
idea.
HOLMES: What idea?
PANCHO: An idea for the post.
HOLMES: I still don\'t know what the idea is.
PANCHO:
It\'s about nothing.
HOLMES: Right.
PANCHO: Everybody\'s doing something, we\'ll do nothing.
HOLMES: So,
we go onto Love-Scent.com, we tell them we\'ve got an idea for a post about nothing.
PANCHO: Exactly.
HOLMES:
They say, \"What\'s your post about?\" I say, \"Nothing.\"
PANCHO: There you go.
(A moment passes)
HOLMES:
(Nodding) I think you may have something here.










Do you have nothing
else to occupy your mind with?










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Really Poncho. It\'s embarrassing to some of us. I feel like
Sylvester the cats son after I read some of you posts. I just want to put a brown paper bag over my head.
Leave him
alone!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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-----BigBadBear [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Hey
Pancho... I personally enjoy most of your posts, while occasionally wanting to pull that proverbial paper bag over
my head to others [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Keep it creative.... just let it flow man...
All I want to know is.... How do you remember EVERY SINGLE line from those episodes?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I mean I\'m a BIG fan of that show, and I know all those
lines while reading your posts, but I couldn\'t sit down and just write them all out like that.
Come on man..
spill it... Google search... got the whole series on DVD... or should I start calling you \'Rain Man\'
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Anyway, keep on posting!!!!
Goss
Pancho
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Really Poncho. It\'s embarrassing to some of us. I feel like
Sylvester the cats son after I read some of you posts. I just want to put a brown paper bag over my head.
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To use (or brutally plagiarise, you deside) one of Panchos old
sigs\':
The line |
You -----|---> [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
Not
cool
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